I state that love is the worst condition ever brought upon human kind.This feeling makes you week, it tosses you down on the pavement, kicks out your teeth and throws your screeching lungs into the burning intergalactic circles of death…And that, only to give things a milder outline.

If you love someone and that person does not love you back, forgive me for saying this, but you are screwed my friend…Away go the nights when you slept peacefully with your teddy bear in your arms, hello sleepless nights longing for a stupid dick head who will never in his life loose a night because of you.The days you were happy and saw that magic aura in your home-made pie, also go bye-bye…Here come the days you can’t eat, can’t sleep, can’t drink anything except alcohol…You will never be happy again, because you will see thousands of couples in the streets holding hands and you will not be able to not wonder how it would be like, to hold his hand ,run your fingers through his hair, play with his buttons ,whisper ‘I love you’ into his ears , lick his neck and to…oh, I need a break.

*author out for a smoke*

*author still out for a smoke*

*still…*

yet, as you know, there is not a situation in life, when you are left without options.So, if you are in the situation of loving someone who doesn’t give a fuck about you, here are your glorious options:

Option number one/The Emo Way:

go buy a gun.If you don’t live in the ghetto, don’t worry!Go buy some pills(at least two hands full of them)!If you can’t get those either, you will have to stick with the traditional kitchen knife and slit your wrists…There is not much reason to live, anyway…If he doesn’t love you now, he will never do….If he doesn’t give a shit about your life, why should you?Simple and effective.

Bonus:If God loves you, you can come back and haunt him.Scream at him like that scary bitch from ‘The Shutter’…Now that is WOW:) You can come back from the dead, be caught on tape, terrorize him by sittin’ on his shoulder, walking on the ceiling and screaming “Why didn’t you love me?”at him…Nice perspective…Definitely a point of choosing this option!

Option number two/The oldest way

Become his bitch!Which boy with a functioning pair of genitals wouldn’t like a bitch extra?Is it denigrating? Yes, definitely.But then again, who cares?He doesn’t care about your status, why should you give a fuck? On the next party, go suck his cock.When the opportunity comes, fuck him.Make him treat you like a whore.If he makes you sleep with his friends, do it.It will be fun to carry out his orders.The orders of the man you love so much.Love is the answer, don’t forget:) Positive point.: If you become his bitch, maybe you’ll have his baby(who will hopefully not turn out such a dick head like his father).Oh, and don’t forget, by being his bitch, you have to obey him, at any cost.He wants you to lick the dirt off his boots, you do it immediately.

Option number three/The sadistic way

Get your hands on a knife and cut him open.Then, no one will have him and your problem will be, truly, dead.

Note: Actually, you only have 2 options, since, like Andersen’s little mermaid, you will choose to end your own life before murdering the one you love.